Went with my neighbor Carl to pickup batteries & water from Lowes. Instead, I'm coming home with this present for Maura & Car. Perfect item to weather the storm together.
"Sarah the roving weather duck reporting from Bordentown, NJ. The weather appears... uh, wet... with severe flooding conditions as seen here on this sidewalk. Stay tuned, more news to follow..."
"Sarah the roving weatherduck here. Torrential downpour is 2nd only to heavy, hurricane-like winds blowing at umpteen-gazillion miles per hour... Just look at... how hard... it is.... to... stand..."
"Sarah the weatherduck reporting. Darkness continues to spread throughout the lands as the effects of Hurricane Irene continues to blot out the sun. Oh wait... Nevermind. That's just night. Next report at the 'quack' of dawn."
"BREAKING NEWS: earlier this evening a tornado was spotted east of Trenton. The only 'twister' here is the room is spinning out of control. Oh dear God, I promise never to drink again."
"This is a test of the emergency quackcasting service. Had this been a real emergency, you probably wouldn't be on FaceBook jamming reload to check for new notifications. No, I know you... Of course you would! Turn off the computer & head to bed!!!"
Glad to see some Jameson got into play there!
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Kevin