"Sarah the roving weatherduck reporting from the West Jersey evacuation center where one person lined up to take advantage of services. Miss Maura, what did you think of... Oh wait. Did you just poop your pantaloons?"
"Sarah the roving weatherduck reporting the after effects of the storm. Here in West Jersey a plight of "downed" acorns litter the streets, and at least two squirrels seem to have fallen from the trees. And in other news..."
Stepping away from her duties as an on-the-scene action reporter, Sarah rubs elbows with the locals to toast smores during the West Jersey power outage. Marshmallows are sweet, good friends you can rely upon are even sweeter.
"Sarah here, joining with the benevolant, humanitarian efforts of the West Jersey communities to thoroughly clean up after the devastating effects of Irene... though, it looks like I brought more devastation upon myself. Oh dear God, I am really never, never drinking again."
"Local schools & businesses are closing due to flood conditions caused by storm water runoff. For those who braved going into work, it sucks to be you... unless you have amphibious inclinations like m'self. I'm rather enjoying the dip."
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